THE CRYSTAL METHOD - TWEEKEND

The Crystal Method are a Vegas band who went to LA to get famous.  They came out of that same electronic music movement that spawned The Chemical Brothers.  In fact, they are most often compared to The Chems.  I remember the days of Napster...  And Limewire...  People used to list TCM tracks as Chem tracks and vice versa.  Always somebody who wants people to think they've got something no one else has.  Or to trick people into listening to a different group.

I discovered TCM on the local Las Vegas Alternative Rock station.  Xtreme Radio actually played them back in the 90's right alongside Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains and Nirvana.

Over the years, I've purchased a lot of their material.  My opinion of them is a bit skewered.  Because they're so heavily compared to the Chems, I get caught up in comparing them as well...  Which, is stupid because they're actually very different bands.  I think the only thing they might actually share in common is the equipment they use and the fact they're both mostly electronic bands.

The Chems seem to be influenced by math and anthem stadium rock.  They're psychedelic.  TCM is another creature entirely.  With TCM, I hear the distant influence of house music floating in the background, but what really sets them apart is the fact this band is focused on the beat.  They're songs are written with rhythm in mind and the beat is often the biggest part of the song.  Everything else takes second place.  On the other hand, what sets them apart is the soul I hear when I listen to them.  They incorporate a lot of R&B/Soul sounds in their songs.  From vocalists to beats, you can hear it bubbling up.  Let's face it, they're funky.  And that's where their edge comes from.

The first song on "Tweekend" is 'PHD' and it's a groove if ever there was one.  I think this is a great opening track because it doesn't overload you, but it reeves the engine and gets you going for something more substantial like track #2, 'Wild, Sweet And Cool".  This is one of the funky numbers and they don't so much play the song on the album so much as blow it up in your face!  This is the game changer song.  It immediately flips you on your ear and sets up the rest of the disc.  'Roll It Up' keeps the beat rolling along.  This is another great tune and one you could imagine yourself blasting out the window of whatever vehicle you're driving.

'Murder' features former Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver frontman, Scott Weiland on lead vocals.  It's a decent track.  I feel like it sorta drops the bottom out of the momentum though.  Still, it's got a deep bass sound if you pump your speakers up.  The next track is probably the strongest on the disc.  'Name Of The Game' is the reason this disc gets a parental warning sticker so if you're listening to the disc with your kids, you might want to skip this one.  Even though the song is kicking and the best on the album.

'The Winner' is a track that starts off slow, but has a decent build and eventually gets the sound back on target.  I actually think this song would've been better if they'd put it right before 'Name Of The Game'.  You'd have the breakdown bit where everything seems to slow down.  This track would gradually bring the tempo back up and the punch of NOTG would've been much more exciting.  'Ready For Action' pounds in like a military maneuver from Call Of Duty.  It's just so dang funky once the beat solidifies.  'Ten Miles Back' tones everything down and actually starts off sounding like TCM are sampling sounds from old Casio Keyboards, but then their rich, textured beats jump up and you're deep in the track.  I love this one too.  The female vocalist is subdued and her levels are perfect for the track.  She's singing about something left behind and her vocals can sometimes sound distant.  At the pace this track moves, it's not hard to imagine you've left something behind.  It's followed by 'Over The Line' and this groove is one for chillin'.  You can listen to this number while relaxing and it will get your feet stomping without making you move your butt.  It's just a nice, calm groove.  Sometimes, these are the best kinds.

'Blowout' is up next and it starts off sounding like the opening theme to a science fiction series.  There's some drawn out keyboard notes playing over and over until Boom!!!!  The beat drops in and suddenly, you're off!  This is another one of those funky beats that make TCM so groovy.  It's a driving machine of a beat.  'Tough Guy' is the last track on the disc and as it starts you suspect it may also be the only ballad on the disc.  And you'd be partly correct.  The track is ambitious in that it's constructed of a series of movements rather than a straightforward beat or song structure.  And each one has its own tempo.  Still, it's probably my least favorite track on the disc even though I appreciate it the most.

"Tweekend" throws you a final curve in the form of a remix of 'Name Of The Game' as a hidden bonus cut.  That's always a treat and I like it when groups do stuff like that.  Bonus tracks are always awesome!

I quite like this disc and I like TCM so it's not a huge surprise.  I don't think they're doing anything unique or different in electronic beat music.  But they are the best at what they do.  They're out to make you dance, not challenge preconceptions and that being the case, I think they succeed famously.  My final words:  GOT NOTHING TO DO THIS WEEKEND?  TRY TWEEKEND!

THE CRYSTAL METHOD - TWEEKEND
01. PHD
02. Wild, Sweet And Cool
03. Roll It Up
04. Murder
05. Name Of The Game
06. The Winner
07. Ready For Action
08. Ten Miles Back
09. Over The Line
10. Blowout
11. Tough Guy
12. Name Of The Game (Remix)

ORGAZMO - MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK

When you consider what a strange movie "Orgazmo" is, than it might not surprise you to know the soundtrack is just as bizarre. It's an odd collection of music put together on one disc. There's no cohesive theme here, just weirdness wrapped up in weirdness. The first track features Robert Smith of The Cure fame singing a tune by the band Cogasm. 'A Sign From God' is ok and somewhat likable, but hardly up to The Cure standards. And it's not a track I will go out of my way to listen to. The second track by DJ Swamp is kinda cool but lacks anything unique and outstanding to set it apart from most electronic beat tracks. The Crystal Method number 'More' is the first excellent cut on the disc. However, the mid-tempo number isn't strong enough to pull the disc together and it languishes here. Dilated Peoples is a rap number with a great beat, but it doesn't go anywhere. And it's hard to listen to them pronounce dilated as "dia-lated" throughout the song. It's such a huge mispronunciation it grates on the ears.

The next track is the KRS-One number and it features mix production by The Dust Brothers. The beat is mellow, but again, there's no progression. It's another lackluster rap with nothing setting it apart or giving it a real backbone. The "whoop. whoop" is annoying. Not nearly as annoying as the guy yelling "yeah" in the background every four count. Wreckx N' Effect deliver the first and only great hip hop number with 'Rump Shaker'. So far, this is the one track I put the disc in for. It's such a great beat and excellent rapping. Of course the song is all about objectifying women; which is the one negative to a great track. Wu-Tang Clan follow up with the slowest and most boring number on the record. I've never been a huge fan of the Clan but I have come to expect much better than this. It's so boring and repetitive I can imagine the US government using it to torture prisoners of war.

Smashmouth clock in with one of the album's highlight cuts. It's witty and details reasons why men try to compensate for small equipment down below. The Atari Teenage Riot track is a mess of distortion and hardly listenable. It could be a great track but seriously, the distortion is so loud and intense it obscures the track. DVDA, (short for Double Vaginal, Double Anal), is Trey Parker and Matt Stone taking the Divine approach to camp lyrics and music. It's more irritating than funny. The Head Set track is quite amazing. It sounds like it's from the late 70's/early 80's electronic movement. The vocals are performed by the singer with a thick German accent that serves to make the song even more cool. It's the combination of German electro industrial and strange lyrics, odd vocals that make the track another highlight of the record. If this group is a joke, they're an excellent gag and should be applauded for interesting work. The April March song is based on a line from the movie. It takes a simple statement, "Jesus and I love you" and uses innuendo to make it something perverted and dirty. With boring music and uninspired lyrics, it serves little purpose other than as a conversation piece. Of course if a serious band covered this track, it would be awesome!

The Dust Brothers end the disc with 'Try Your Luck'. They produces and mixed many tracks on this record. For a group with such a reputation, you'd expect more. However, this piece is rather lackluster. On the whole, this album falls short of something truly spectacular. It's on the dull side. I'm glad I didn't buy it. It was given to me as a gift. For that reason, I'm happy to have it, but the overall feel is kinda lame. Of course if you're a die-hard fan of certain groups like The Cure, The Crystal Method or Smashmouth, the disc features tracks you can't find anywhere else. So it's a great disc to have on that basis. My final words: PASS UNLESS YOU'RE COMPLETING A COLLECTION.

ORGAZMO - MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK
01. Cogasm (Featuring Robert Smith) - A Sign From God
02. DJ Swamp - Disintegrator
03. The Crystal Method - More
04. Dilated Peoples - Work The Angles
05. KRS-One - Check It Out
06. Wreckx N' Effect - Rump Shaker
07. Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M.
08. Smashmouth - Sorry About Your P#!@s
09. Atari Teenage Riot - SexLawPenetration
10. DVDA (Featuring Trey Parker And Matt Stone) - Now You're A Man
11. Head Set - Twisted Steel, Leather Donut
12. April March - Jesus And I Love You
13. The Dust Brothers - Try Your Luck